Bring in the Puppy

The winner of the 2008 Presidential election will not be determined in the month of November.

Why?

First - note these background factors:

1. The Dems really believe that Bush ‘stole’ the election from Kerry.

2. The Obamaphiles have been told for weeks and weeks that their candidate will be the hands down winner.

3. Left-wing organizations have already been plowing the ground for law-suites against the GOP for voter suppression.

4. “Mainstream” media began last night suggesting ‘worries’ about voter intimidation keeping Obama supporters from the polls.

So - the reason why the election will not be determined in the month of November is because John McCain is going to post a stunning, comeback-for-the-ages victory on Tuesday. (Actually, it will have nothing to do with McCain - it will have to with voters just like me who 'hold their nose' and vote for McCain because the alternative is just so frightening.) The outraged Obama campaign, their Hollywood financiers, their ogle-eyed mainstream media ‘reporters,’ their leftist/socialist political action committees, and all entitlement minded people everywhere are individually and collectively going to cry “foul!” Accusations and outrage will be loud and large. Carville’s predicted riots will happen in some urban areas.

Lawsuits are going to abound.

Every vote will be challenged - in every swing state that McCain wins - Florida, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Missouri, Ohio. Hanging chads will be sensible in comparison to what’s about to happen beginning Wednesday.

National division and acrimony will be deep and not soon healed.

It will take weeks to finally settle the legal squabbles - and declare the winner.

So, go vote, then go buy all the staples that your family needs - then return home and bolt the doors. It’s going to be quite a ride. But by the time it is over, the behaviors of these Obamaphiles will prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that voting against O was the right decision.

OK - it’s true that my prediction has only slightly better odds than green aliens landing on your lawn today.

But bring in the puppy just in case.