I have been FOX News free for 129 days!
Thanks to my Fox-Fast, my cholesterol is down, my blood pressure is lower, I have energy and stamina like never before, excess pounds are melting away, my income has tripled, my debts have been eliminated, the wrinkles around my eyes have disappeared, Hollywood starlets are texting me, OPEC is giving me free gasoline for life, and Google called to say that they would rather sell to me than Yahoo.
Thanks to Fox-Fast, life is better than ever -- except that Barbara Walters wants a date.
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