Mora-esque

Do you remember that Coach Mora rant now made famous on a beer commercial? The one where he keeps saying, "playoffs?! playoffs??!! are you kidding me!?? playoffs??!!"

When Ron Paul speaks it's as though the other candidates and the Republicans in the audience are saying, "constitution??!! constitution?!!! are you kidding me??!! constitution??!!"

Poor Ron. He thinks the Commander in Chief is supposed to read and obey the Constitution. He hasn't the faintest clue that this election thing is about the GOP retaining control of the White House. That's all.

If he had just known better, he would never have said, "The Commander in Chief's job is not to move the troops around but to have the wisdom not to get us into these wars where we get trapped and have to stay for who knows how long...."

With half a wit about him, he wouldn't have thought of saying, "Yes, the President is the Commander in Chief, but he doesn't run the economy. The people run the economy. The government needs to give them low taxes and sound money and get out of their way. It isn't the president's job to run the economy."

Oh my.

Just send me my $800.00 check - include the illegal aliens in this handout too - and I'm sure that the economy will perk right up.

Constitution??!! Are you kidding me??!!